Friday night went MUCH better than I expected. The kids were well behaved and we had SO much fun. The parents were pleased and nothing was spilled on the floor :) My favorite part of the night is recorded below. The conversation is between 3 year old Sydney and myself. She is like a Welch's grape juice commercial kid but with a little more twang...SO CUTE!
"Ms. Tiffane, my stomach hurts."
"Well come here Sydney, tell me whats wrong."
"I have to go to the bathroom."
"OK. Do you remember where it is, or do you want me to go with you?"
"Come with me."
The two of us migrate to the bathroom where she proceeds to sit down. I stand by the sink to give her some partial privacy, until her two brothers (ages 7 & 11) come in and sit on the edge of the tub while reciting the movie we just watched. The 3 year old speaks...
"Ms. Tiffane I have diarrhea"
"Oh, ok. Well do you need me to help you wipe?"
"Yeah. I don't wanna get the diarrhea on my hand."
As I help her, she is constantly turning around on the seat to look in the toilet. She finally gets a good look and says
"Yep! Its Diarrhea!"
Between Pizza, Monopoly, (of course) High School Musical, and a little Diarrhea. It was a GREAT night!
P.S. I "teach" kids for the record....turds :) I'll fix my spelling.
2 comments:
I don't even know what to say to that??? Did you wash your hands?
you're a brave soul...geeze that was hilarious! i was laughing so hard Chad had to come see what I was laughing at and once he started reading..he was laughing out loud too...you made our night with that one!
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