Your thoughts?

Dear Blog Reader...
What makes this haircut acceptable? For people who live in 2007? Who have jobs? And some of them have all their teeth? Thats all I really care to say. Please comment. :)

Better than Gonorrhea

Friday night went MUCH better than I expected. The kids were well behaved and we had SO much fun. The parents were pleased and nothing was spilled on the floor :) My favorite part of the night is recorded below. The conversation is between 3 year old Sydney and myself. She is like a Welch's grape juice commercial kid but with a little more twang...SO CUTE!


"Ms. Tiffane, my stomach hurts."

"Well come here Sydney, tell me whats wrong."

"I have to go to the bathroom."

"OK. Do you remember where it is, or do you want me to go with you?"

"Come with me."

The two of us migrate to the bathroom where she proceeds to sit down. I stand by the sink to give her some partial privacy, until her two brothers (ages 7 & 11) come in and sit on the edge of the tub while reciting the movie we just watched. The 3 year old speaks...

"Ms. Tiffane I have diarrhea"

"Oh, ok. Well do you need me to help you wipe?"

"Yeah. I don't wanna get the diarrhea on my hand."

As I help her, she is constantly turning around on the seat to look in the toilet. She finally gets a good look and says

"Yep! Its Diarrhea!"

Between Pizza, Monopoly, (of course) High School Musical, and a little Diarrhea. It was a GREAT night!

P.S. I "teach" kids for the record....turds :) I'll fix my spelling.

Lets Play "How many bills does Tiffane have"

So tonight I have to babysit 3 children...this should not strike fear into a girl who is the oldest of four children, who's mother took care of at least one extra child most of her adolescent life, and who teaches kids on a daily basis. But honestly, its been awhile since I have been soley responsible for someone else's kids.

Did I mention they are my pastor's children? :)

And its not disciplinary issues that I'm worried about. I just think my house is very boring for the average 3, 7 and 11-year old. I don't have any toys or video games. I have uno...but sometimes I don't even want to play that. So I'll just have to pray for the best!

I am leaving work early to disinfect my house with lysol, bake some cookies and cue up High School Musical. If they leave healthy and happy and their faces look 2% better than the ones on the picture, my job is done.

Look foward to an update on Monday!!!!!