Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tiff Wonders Why...

...people are allowed a drivers license without having to learn the following:
-how to use a 4 way stop
-the difference between the cruising and passing lanes on the interstate
-how to use a turn signal
-that you can only go as fast as the car in front of you




I know this is an awfully critical topic for the Christmas season, but seriously...! My boyfriend pointed out my road rage the other day and I realize that I may have a problem. It has magnified now that 85% of my life is spent on the road. Jesus and I are working on me and that patience and kindness thing. When walking or sitting, I'm good, but driving is a different story. So here are some KIND hints for drivers out there:

-When approaching a 4 way stop, make a complete stop. The first person to stop has the right of way then it is the next stopped car to the right. If you have stopped and there is another car approaching but no one else is at the 4-way, you may proceed. You don't have to sit there and wait for the other car to stop (traffic time saved 20 seconds).

-On the interstate, no matter how many lanes, the far left lane is for passing...not cruising. DO NOT get into this lane and set your cruise control on 70. YOU WILL BE RUN OVER! Also, if you have the guts to get in the passing lane , follow through with it. Don't get over and play neck and neck with the car next to you.

-Somewhere near your steering wheel is a small stick that controls your turn signal. Please locate it and use it. Also, using it AFTER you've moved into the next lane does not count and is useless.

-When on a two lane road, I COMPLETELY support moving with the flow of traffic. BUT if the traffic in front of me is a school bus, county transport and grandma Sue, I will not be traveling faster than 30 mph because it is most likely impossible. So PLEASE do not tailgate. It helps no one...and you don't get there faster. HOWEVER if I am doing 40 in a 45 and there is no one in front of me, please tailgate me until I respond with acceleration. Thanks.

4 comments:

Stephanie said...

I like to cruise in the far left lane with my cruise set to 85 until I see the trooper trying to hide just pass the tree line. I have seen them throw a u-turn through the grassy median to go after some sucker ... just saying.

Lauren and Chad Rogers said...

that was a stressful post to read! I think i got a little road rage just sitting here reading about your road rage. : ) You should see some of the crazy people up here EVERYONE runs red lights here like it's their job.....usually 2 people have pulled out into the intersection so far that they have no choice but to turn after the light has been red for a while. I just want to run into them to prove a point.....but i kinda like my car so i won't. : )

Stephanie said...

I bet not too many people get pulled over on I-75 next to Big Butter Jesus ???

Tiffane said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Big Butter Jesus. That was such a fun trip.